Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in Alabaster Jones' LiveJournal:

Saturday, May 22nd, 2004
2:19 am	vroom ohhhhhh SNAP! i smoked kurt at the track. it was cool. i almost hit a mail box and some girl standing on the side of the road. it would've sucked more to hit the mail box because that would dented my car and make it look kinda beat up, unlike how it is now. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 29th, 2004
12:43 am	after all that shit with betty, leonardo talked to me aobut it. he seemed kinda sad, but i told him not to worry about it to much. anyways, later on we drove to the store and hung around in the parking lot with some kids who drive those little japanese cars. they were kinda cool, but not really. they were actually really fucking lame. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 28th, 2004
12:17 am	i went to the mall and met leonardo and betty. betty is this 43 year old woman with yellow teeth and bloody gums. leonardo is a turtle. anyways, we went over to blockbuster and rented "Wilderness Warrio" with chuck norris. suffice to say, chuck tore that shit up. after watching that movie, leonardo chopped betty in half and ate some pizza. Current Mood: thirsty Current Music: 9 shocks terror (1 Comment |Comment on this)
12:12 am	today i went to the mall and met leonardo and from there met up with betty. we walked over to the blockbuster and rented some movies then went back to my house. the thing about leonardo is that he's a fucking turtle. and a ninja at that. betty is just some bitch who has yellow teeth. i think she has gingavitus. anyways, after that we went to see Alabaster Jones, the newest indie rock band in town. they were fucking awesome. (Comment on this)